| A Great Free Model in every order this month plus Bradley’s Chariot! |
| Troll in every April order and March to War all month“Up in the hills and the mountains, in the caves where no one dares go live the Trolls. Eating sheep, eating men, eating rocks. Eating all they can find and when there is no more to find down they come into the valleys and to the villages. Do you know what it takes to kill a Troll? Neither do I. Certainly it is more than we could manage. Arrows by the dozen just stuck in its hide. Blades broken and jutted from its body. The bloody thing just stood there with three fingers up its left nostril and its mouth hanging open. We only got it to move when Erik went about its rear and broke the tip of his pike off in its bum hole. Then it moved all right! Like a bolt of lightening right across the paddock, straight through the stables and off up the slope. We cheered and headed for the ale house. But not Erik…the Troll was loose of bowel and he needed a wash with the pigs!” |
This is no joke! Welcome to April and all this month you will get a free Troll placed automatically in every order shipped out from Alternative Armies. Also this entire month is the March to War event (read in detail on our BLOG) meaning twenty four new releases and twenty percent off your cart automatically at checkout on screen. It is a big month and a monster offer!
